You sit there in my shadows

And you call it your relief

Don't be the one with bad eyes for

The things that I could see

(Don't give me that)

The darkness has no armor

Need protection from the air

High hopes through time passing

When I see I want you there

I can't believe

You're the one for me

If it was this easy to find you

I should be ready for a fall

Now my wonders rally

Around the person I once was

Like a bird that I've been helping

Hope you're healed and strong

You never know when you might have to fly

Where will you go after me

Where will you go after I set you free

And I don't know you from a page in my book

Though I should

Where will you go after me

Where will you go after I set you free

And I don't know you from a page in my book

Though I should

                                                                                                            

DELICIOUSLY twisted...

...a life you wouldn't like to have

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.:[ Twisted facts ]:.
*jodi was a witch, a dog and an ogre in her past lives
*she loves harry and yahu and reuben
*she doesn't like eating kilawen
 


.:[ Twisted Links ]:.
leila!
photos1
photos2!
photos3!
yahu!
harry!


.:[ Schizos ]:.
jun! (CAD Drawings)
gladz! (taga-ahit ng kilay ko)
aoi!(thanks for the template)
mic-mic! (ka-kulto ko)
mic-mic2!
art!(fellow bob ong fan)
maan! (lost relative?)
franz! (intoxicated heart)
aj! (demented pakwan)
reena! (Warning: Rated XXX)
joyce! (hi-skul ka-berks)
reena! (Warning: Rated XXX)
ruthie (Lost.Confused)
cheenee (CDO pink babe)
poulla




.:[ Lucid Intervals ]:.
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October 2004
November 2004
December 2004
January 2005
March 2005
July 2005


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.:[ Friday, November 26, 2004 ]:.
My Pest este, Pets pala

May nakita akong quiz kahapon sa tickles.com na “What kind of dog are you?” Heto ang resulta:

  • jodi, you're a Pug!

    No bones about it, you're an intelligent, playful Pug. Witty and charming, you're a lot of dog wrapped in a small package. People just love you — a wonderful approachability and sense of humor put you at the top of everyone's list. And because you're smart and quick-witted, you attract a crowd wherever you go. (Have you ever considered running for office or starting a company? You've got the charisma for either.) But that doesn't mean you can't be a little naughty or mischievous when opportunity knocks — you've definitely got a nose for fun! A happy, optimistic breed, you're admired and respected by all. Woof!

Pug? Mahal na aso yan hindiba? Naalala ko tuloy. Bakit nga ba bumibili ang mga tao ng mga asong nagkakahalaga ng 15,000 o 45,0000? Mas affectionate ba ang mga ito kesa sa mga askal? Mula kasi noong bata pa ako, askal lang ang mga naging aso ko. Una kong naaalala si Dagar na ang tawag ko noon ay Dagay at si Coco. Alam ko yan kasi may tape (cassette) ako noong 2 years old and 11 days ako (New Year’s Eve yun kaya alam ko) na ini-interview ako at inuuto ng mga tita at mga pinsan ko. May eksena doon na tinatanong ako kung ano ang pangalan ng aso ko at Dagay ang sinagot ko. Meron ding scene doon na pinapakanta ako ng Bahay Kubo para daw makatulog si Coco. Sa kalagitnaan ng kanta, tumigil ako at sinabi kong, “Saan met makaturog ni Coco!”

Talaga sigurong mahilig ako sa aso (at amoy aso na yata ako) kasi wala akong natatandaan na time na wala kaming aso sa bahay. Si Coco ang pinakauna kong minahal na aso. Pandak siya at light brown ang kulay. Bilugan ang katawan at may 3 inches na buntot. Siya lang ang aso naming marunong kumain ng mais. Kaya din niyang kunin ang Oishi sa bunganga ko habang kagat-kagat ko ang dulo ng prawn crackers. “Yuuuuck!”, sabi nga ni Donna. Twelve years old siya noong napilitan siyang ibenta ni Tatay. Masyado na kasi siyang matanda noon at mahina na. Mas ginusto siyang ibenta kesa hayaang mamatay sa bahay para daw hindi ako umiyak. Pero mali sila, umiyak pa rin ako. Grade six ako noong ibenta siya. Oo, magka-edad kami.

Ang sumunod na pinaka-memorable na aso ko ay si Gagay, na kasing bait din ni Coco pero malaking aso. Wala na rin siya at nakalibing sa may puno ng mangga namin. Sa kasalukuyan, si Harry at Yahu ang mga aso ko ngayon. Si Harry ay bigay ng Nanay ni Jun. Hindi ko pa siya boyfriend noon. Ang kakaiba kay Harry ay ang kanyang nguso. Alam mo ba ‘yung nguso ni Bart Simpson? Baliktarin mo, ganoon ang kay Harry. Babae pala si Harry. Si Yahu naman ang aming bibo at tarantadong aso. Mahilig siyang mangalkal ng basura, sumira ng stockings at mag-uwi ng gamit na pampers (Yuuuck! ulit). Nakaka-attract siya lagi ng attention dahil sa mahaba at mataba niyang katawan na tinubuan ng matataba at maiigsing paa. Unproportioned ika nga.

Harry

Yahu

Hindi ko ipagpapalit ang mga naging aso ko at mga aso ko sa kasalukuyan sa mga mamahaling pure-bred na aso. Una dahil wala akong pambili at pangalawa, kahit na kakaiba ang itsura at tarantado ang mga aso ko sa kasalukuyan, mahal nila ako. Lalo namang hindi ko sila ipagpapalit sa mahal na aruwana na wala man lang ka-afe-affection!


by T.W.I.S.T.E.D at 11:03 AM

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.:[ Thursday, November 25, 2004 ]:.
The Amazing Race 6

My favorite reality show, The Amazing Race started its 6th season last week. In my opinion (and the Emmy people too), this is the best reality show. Sabi nga ng isang Pinoy fan na si Meako, “The show takes your breath away. It's not a TV show--it's an experience”. Eleven Teams compete. At dahil two episodes pa lang napapanood ko, the teams that stuck in my mind are:

  • Rebecca and Adam (formerly dating): Team Dumbo - When this team stopped for fuel
    in the 1st episode, Rebecca asks "Do we need diesel?" "I don’t know, I don’t think so." Pagbukas nya nang lalagyan ng fuel may nakasulat doon na pagkalaki-laking DIESEL in BOLD RED. Hello??? Marunong ka bang magbasa? Yes people, kinargahan niya ng Gasoline ang kanilang sasakyan na Diesel.
  • Merideth and Maria (roommates): The team who can’t read maps - The were eliminated in the 2nd leg because they can’t read maps. Hay… sana naman, naisip nila na TAR is a race around the world, ergo you shoud know how to read a map.
  • Jonathan and Victoria (married entrepreneurs): Team Loathsome -Kapag nagtabi si Jonathan and Colin (Amazing Race 5), magmumukhang santo si Colin. He even hit Victoria during the
    2nd episode. He is the epitome of a jerk and an asshole!
  • Lori and Bolo (wrestlers): Team Steriods -Nagwresting ba naman sa may pinakamalaking glacier sa boung mundo habang inaantay dumating ang nga ibang teams. But don’t be fooled by Bolo’s
    frame, ANDER de SAYA siya.

As of writing, two teams were already eliminated,
Merideth/Maria and Avi/Joe. I can’t wait for next Wednaesday. At sana hindi na
ulit magloko ang Beam Cable dahil hindi ko napanood ang premiere telecast
(replay na lang) at ang first 10 minutes ng second episode dahil sa punye#*@ng
service nila.

Funny Quotes (Episode 1 and 2)

  • Lori: "Hell I'm so cold my implants are frozen" – paglabas niya sa tent
    nila sa may glacier
  • Jonathan: “I’m so proud of myself” – what a total jerk!
  • Lori again: “In Accuracy, you need to be accurate” Duh??? – Habang
    pinag-iiisipan nya kung anong Detour and kukunin nila-Endurance or
    Accuracy
by T.W.I.S.T.E.D at 10:26 AM

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.:[ Wednesday, November 24, 2004 ]:.
KWES-CHONS EN ANSERS

Wala ako maisip na topic kaya heto na lang. Kinopya ko ito sa blog ng di ko kakilalang tao pero promise, di ko kinopya sagot nya.

  • FAVORITE BREAKFAST IS: left-over food kagabi and hotdogs
  • THE MOVIE I'VE WATCHED MOST NUMBER OF: Speed and Spiderman (laging replay sa TV)
  • LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: Pilipino/Filipino at Practical Arts kasi pinagbubungkal kami ng lupa
  • SPEND MY LEISURE TIME BY: watching TV and eating
  • IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY CAR IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: A BMW Z4 roadster. Pero pag nanalo ako ng 1M, bibili ako ng Toyota Vios.
  • FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE: cooking
  • WHEN I WAS A KID I DREAMED OF BECOMING A/AN: astronaut or a doctor
  • FAVORITE COLOR/s: white, red, blue and yellow
  • FAVORITE PERFORMER/S: Side A
  • IF I COULD REPEAT COLLEGE, I'D TAKE: Medicine
  • THREE THINGS I CAN'T FORGET BEFORE GOING TO SCHOOL/OFFICE: cellphone, lipstick, and my sanity
  • FIRST THING I'LL BUY WITH MY CHRISTMAS BONUS: babayaran ko muna mga utang ko tapos pag may additional bonus, bibili ako ng Canon A400
  • I'D LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED AS: a funny, carefree woman
  • IF A BOOK WAS MADE INTO A MOVIE, I'D LIKE IT TO BE: Mr. God, this is Anna by Fynn
  • SPECIALTY IN COOKING: Sinigang, Chopsuey
  • PRESENT CRUSH: Brandon ng The Amazing Race 5
  • FAVORITE HANG-OUT: sa office (nagpapaka martyr ako sa gobyerno at may free internet doon)
  • BEST PLACE TO SHOP: I don’t care as long as i have shopping money to spend
  • DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH PLAYS: ang napanood ko lang na plays were the plays shown sa CCA ng SLU kasi libre
  • FAVORITE PLACE IN YOUR HOUSE: kitchen
  • WEIRDEST GIFT YOU RECEIVED: patola (something long kasi sa kriskringle)
  • GIFT THAT YOU WANT TO RECEIVE AS OF THIS MOMENT: a digital camera or the Maroon5 CD
  • ANONG ORAS NA? 3:21PM
  • ANO SA KEYBOARD ANG PARATI MONG NAPIPINDOT? Ctrl key
  • YAHOO, GMAIL OR HOTMAIL? Meron ako lahat pero I prefer Yahoo
  • LEFT OR RIGHT? right
  • BLACK OR WHITE?: white
  • BLACK OR BLUE PEN?: black, Pilot dapat
  • SANDALS OR SHOES?: both
  • COLGATE OR HAPPEE?: colgate
  • CHOPSTICKS O SPOON AND FORK?: kamay. Di ako marunong magChopsticks
  • ROBOCOP OR RAMBO?: pwedeng Terminator?
  • JOLLIBEE OR MCDO? McDo!!!!!
  • COKE OR PEPSI? Coke for life
  • SAN MIG LIGHT, LONE STAR LIGHT OR REDHORSE?: Coke pa rin
  • HOPE OR CAMEL (na yosi)?: Di ako nagyo-yosi
  • LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: Brenda, over the phone
  • LAST PERSON WHO TEXTED YOU: Jun, my luv
  • LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU LAUGH: Reena and Michelle, babuyin ba naman ang photo album ko!
  • LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY: teka iisipin ko pa
  • THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED: di ko na maalala kaya nga iniisip ko e
  • SOMEONE YOU LIKE TO BE WITH: Jun, my beautiful cousins and my friends
  • YOU SEE ME ALWAYS DRINKING: Coke
by T.W.I.S.T.E.D at 3:14 PM

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.:[ Monday, November 22, 2004 ]:.
Bad News, Great News

  • First the bad news: Sorry Thailand, hindi mo pa kami makikita ngayong year na ito. As much as we want to give in to your prodding to visit you and as much as we want to, we cannot. Lufthansa Airlines is fully-booked until December 28. We cannot go via PAL because our budget does not permit us to do so. Sayang din ang additional $60 ano! But do not cry, we will visit you next year after the Annual Audit Report.
  • And now the great news: My parents celebrated their 30th anniversary last November 16. It was a happy event. Their friends and some close relatives came to celebrate the event. 30 years!!! Agasem that?? Naalala ko pa noong mga Grade 6 ako, may naghula kay Nanay. Sabi nya, magkakahiwalay day sila ni Tatay pagtuntong ko ng highschool. Sus, takot na takot ako noon. Aside from the very occassional catfights nila (example: ang tagal umuwi ni Nanay from Dulao. Helloooow, ma PR nga si Nanay kaya ang dami niyang kakilala at kakwentuhan!), e wala pa naman silang away na malaki. Pag nakita ko lang iyong manghuhulang yun ngayon, sasabunutan ko siya. hay, kapag nag-asawa kaya ako, tatagal din kami ng 30 years? (take note Mr. Jun Manongdo) Abangan...
  • Happy Anniversary Tatay and Nanay!!! Wishing you good health and peace of mind.
Mga pictures noong November 16, 2004.
How sweet!!! Kainggit..
Si Lola Conching with her apos (10% pa lang daw yan sabi ni Cel. Di naman gaano malaki ang clan namin)
SCQ Reloaded. Are you in? or out? Pagbigyan, in na nga.
by T.W.I.S.T.E.D at 4:51 PM

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.:[ Friday, November 19, 2004 ]:.
Brenda's Search

Aside from being busy preparing the "rush" reports from our Central Office, we spent a considerable time this past days looking for the cheapest package tour to Bangkok. Brenda, our designated tour coordinator-cum-accountant-cum budget officer (ako ang assistant) was also busy calling some friends who might be interested to join us para makatipid kami. Grabe siya mag-account ng gastos. Pati film and developing kasali. We are choosing between Smallworld Travel and Jammie's Travel, may $6.50 difference kasi. Yup, ganyam kami kakuripot. kahit $1 lang 'yan, pera din yan.

As of today, five na kaming interesado, me, rina, brenda, janet and jep. I am (pati rin sila siguro) very excited sa trip na ito. This will be my first trip abroad kung matutuloy. Hay, sana matuloy kami. Sana may available na slot sa November 26. Please.... Baka mag-i-expire na passport ng iba jan, wala pang tatak!!
by T.W.I.S.T.E.D at 1:38 PM

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.:[ Thursday, November 11, 2004 ]:.
Funny Signs
  • Doglets for Sale (sa may gate sa Agoo)
  • Sala Sit for Sale (sa may highway papuntang San Fernando)
  • JOB OPENING: Sales Reps/Managers.... FREE Siminar....
  • welcome ABROAD (sign sa jeep)
  • Umuna kan Rawet (sa may bumper ng jeep) - contribution ni jun

by T.W.I.S.T.E.D at 2:17 PM

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.:[ Tuesday, November 09, 2004 ]:.
Sybil

I am currently reading Sybil (by Flora Rheta Schreiber). I first heard the book from my Psycho 13 - Industrial Psychology instructor in college. Sybil Isabel Dorsett is a pseudonym created by the author to protect the identity of Shirley Ardell Mason - a successful artist who suffered from multiple personality syndrome (MSD). She was was diagnosed as having 16 multiple personalities, both male and female selves.

I am enjoying the book partly because it was written from the standpoint of Sybil's friend and not the doctor who psychoanalyzed her. Ordinary persons like me could better understand Sybil because the author made use laymen' terms. I was moved when I read the parts which explained Sybil's childhood traumas which lead to her illness.

But today, I read an article saying that Sybil was a fraud. A psychologist, after listening to the tapes of the sessions Dr. Cornelia B. Wilbur had with Sybil, has concluded that the multiple personalities were actually constructions by the psychiatrist to help Sybil explain why her behaviors seemed so strange to herself. It seemed that both patient and doctor got carried away with the idea and so, still according to the article, took advantage of it and made millions. The royalties from Sybil the book and the TV movie were allegedly split three ways, between Sybil, Schreiber, and Wilbur.

Ano ba talaga kuya??? Sus, huwag ko na ngang isipin at baka magka-schizophrenia pa ako!

by T.W.I.S.T.E.D at 2:30 PM

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.:[ Friday, November 05, 2004 ]:.
"First Time"
Natatandaan mo ba ang una mong palo galing kay Teacher? Ako, tandang-tanda ko pa. The spanking was courtesy of Mrs. Angelita A. Carig, my Grade I teacher. Ganito ang kwento. May assignment kami nun sa Math, yun bang guguhit ka ng ilang mga bagay bagay depende sa number na nakalagay dun. Ganito yun:



Syempre dahil Grade 1 pa lang ako, masunurin ako. Ginawa ko sa bahay ang aking homework para bukas. Inipit ko ito sa aking makapal pang pad paper. Pagdating ng Math period kinabukasan as expected, pinapasa na ni Mrs. Carig ang aming homework. Hinanap ko ng hinanap ang ginawa ko, bunulatlat ko ng binulatlat ang aking pad paper, pati na ang apat ko pang notebook na nasa bag ko. WALA! as in nawawala ang aking pinaghirapang homework! In short, wala akong nasubmit kaya napalo ako- ang aking kauna-unahan at kahuli-huliang palo sa school. Pero saan nga ba napunta ang aking homework? Ayun siya, nakasabit sa aking pad paper. Kung bakit hindi ko siya nahanap nung panahong dapat ko siyang mahanap ay misteryo pa rin hanggang ngayon.
by T.W.I.S.T.E.D at 10:20 AM

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.:[ Thursday, November 04, 2004 ]:.
Nang Lumabas ang mga Aswang!

It was sembreak (kunyari school girl pa ako) so we went to play bowling and badminton with Jun and my cousins. Blowout ko kasi nasa Dean's List si Aiza and Cel. First time magbowling ni Cel, Donna and Shermaine. Donna was a revelation, she even outscored me and Aiza (who is a badminton player) scored the lowest - 53. Bwahahahaha, puros kanal!!! Magbadminton ka na lang. June scored the highest because i was there to provide inspiration (nyahahaha!)

Donna with her winning form

After an hour of bowling, we went to the newly opened Pizza Hut. Sus ang gulo namin-walang pakialam kung kami ang pinakamaingay sa loob. After getting our tummies filled, we went to Smash Mountain for Aiza's revenge. And she got it. Natalo kami. Konti lang naman lamang 17-15.Hay kakapagod but it was very fun.

Dumaan kami ng CSI after kasi nagpabili pa si Nanay ng Miswa. Nagtrip kaming magpapicture kasama ang mga manequins sa department store.

ako na mukhang este at ang bruha

aiza and her boyfriend

feeling nahihiya si aiza and cel

feel na feel ni donna
by T.W.I.S.T.E.D at 3:43 PM

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